stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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o-my-boys:

#OH MY GOD#THEY SKIPPED SCHOOL#TO AUDITION FOR THE FILM#NO FUCKING WONDER THEY GOT THE PART#THAT IS LITERALLY SOMETHING#FRED AND GEORGE WOULD HIGH FIVE OVER
black-veil-brides-soldier:

this is the reason why im never getting a boyfriend
alternativepressmag:

Fuck it.

Brendon Urie opens the APMAs.

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

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theraichujesus:

annethecatdetective:

This little girl is going places.
funniest-facts:

In Arizona, You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Funniest Facts

hookahheels dammit well that’s it. Arizona is out
kushandwizdom:

Words of Emotion
rainbowshooterunicornsummoner:

An explanation of what radians measure: the angle in terms of the radius curved around the circle.
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In Blythe, California. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows. Funniest Facts


hookahheels this should be made mandatory for nepa