tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

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#mcm #panic #yummy @brendonurie 👯💗👍😘💋

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

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californstar:

My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow

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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’" Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

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drkarayua:

piertotum-locomottor:

deepthoughtmod:

This guy was the leader of the improv comedy group I was in

who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere

leaders of improv comedy groups obviosuly
Finally a decent pic wit this guy #vi #ut #usf #chassssseeeee 💗👯 (at The Province- Tampa)
#bae #loveher #junioryear #usf  (at The Province- Tampa)
donatellavevo:

An icon never dies
baiosbootybutt:


Very insightful, thank you